If you could get advice to the opposite sex what would it be?

if you could get any advice to the opposite sex about relationships,sex, talking to a new girl or guy, etc what would it be??If you could get advice to the opposite sex what would it be?
Advice to women,


Stop trying to change him.


Take what he says or does at face value( Do not try to insert a hidden meaning to it)


Don't complain so much


Have sex more often.If you could get advice to the opposite sex what would it be?
SEX:Woman, guys want sex. We like sex. Anywhere anytime. If your with a guy, that does not want it, he either is getting it somewhere else or gay. We love it when you act dirty in the bed room, act innocent in the bedroom, act like a nurse, act ....act....act ....like anything...yes sometimes even like it when your a bumb on the log. We have been pleasing ourselves since we were 10,and will be till we are 110. If you dont' tell us what you like sexually, we will never know. If your man is good in the bedroom and rocks your world, it is because one of his previous girlfriends told him what she liked. We like porn. If you watch it and get some ideas and use them in the bedroom, you will own us for the rest of our lives. And yes, we know your not a porn star.....but you are to us in our bedroom. We know you had other boyfriends, just remember we are bigger, better and we wont hunt them down and use them as fish bait.





DATING: Woman, we have trouble asking you out, because you are always in a group of other woman giggling about something. Stop giggling and smile at us, we will ask you out.


We dont' expect sex on the first date. But give us a peck on the check or a long hug, not a freakin handshake, unless you don't ever want to see us again. Dont play games with us, be honest if you want honesty. Play games if you want games played. You tell us you want to go out for dinner, we will take you. If you let us decide where, then you will be in a steak house with peanuts on the floor and the smell of beer in the air.





Clothing: Woman, if you wear an outfit that shows some cleavage, a skirt that shows off your legs, tight jeans to emphasize your slim waist and tight a$$ WE WILL LOOK. So don't get mad until we say something stupid. Just appreciate the idea we like what you got.





Other Woman: We are men, we will look at other woman, not because we want them over you, because we are MEN. We are made to be attracted to the other sex. If your man comes home horny or really handsy...it is because we saw another good looking woman walking in the office,park,gym,etc....the reason we are home attacking you, because we love you and want you. Other men look at you, whether you know it or not. So it all evens out in the end. And yes look at other men, just take out your desires on us....we love being attacked.





Sports; We played it, watched it, grew up with it. You don't have to love it, but at least know something about it. Especially our fav. team. Which probl. suck, but we love them no matter what. So appreciate our passion, where our teams jersey at night to bed and we will do anything you want.





Love: DOn't make it so complicated. it is a combination of about 15 different emotions that make up love. Yes we have them all for you. Just don't expect any one of them to be greater than the other, except for lust.





Thanks for your time......now take off the jersey and leave on the heels......daddy is coming home......;-)
learn to please the other person and not yourself and when you both do that, you will both be fulfilled.
how to be pleased with what we have... how to be contented, and happy... =)
stop whining
I wouldn't want any advice bc girls and guys are the same creatures, no matter how many times ppl say where different where the same we do the same thing. For example we break hearts we get horny we get hungry, i reall don't need advice from girls when it comes to sex,relationships. If the girl is a b*tch I'll just think like a dog if the girl is a nice girl ill think like a respectable guy. We know beauty when we see it, when a guy saids ( i can't tell if a guy is good looking) that is such bullsh*th i could tell when a guys is very good looking. Basically were the same sh*t without the ego