Well how about selling his underpants on EBAY ? and then emailing the ebay page to all his mates and ppl you know , make sure you write a humiliating discription of the ex owner of the pants !
OR
Make a webpage, like geocities put some of his pics there after you photoshopped his head onto the body of a donkey or a scabby old dog !
Write about what a cheating 2 timing scum bucket he was and email it to everyone.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE !
Accidently bump into him on purpose and act all 'cool' about his 2 timing doggy ways say Its ok were cool baby !
and as you pat im on the back you will stick a sign on him saying cheating dirty DOG or whatever words take your fancy, how about writing I have STD'S ? hehe
then coolly watch him walk off down the busy street whilst everyone laughs thier head of at him .
OR
sign up for gay porn and send it to him in HIS name to his work address (make it look like he ordered it)
I do hope that is sadistic enough for you dear let me know if you actually tryed any of it ! hehe enjoy your revenge , revenge is sweet and it will get it out your system !What is the best advice to get back at an old boyfiend for cheating on you?
Let it go and realize he was a loser and didnt ever deserve your love or your time. Move on with your life and live it to the fullest! Life is too short to be wasted plotting revenge.
Live happily.
don't even bother talking to him. but if he talks to u just ignore him and get antoher boyfriend!!!!
With my x that did that I just broke up with him and dated guys that were obviously more intelligent and attractive than him. I deserved better than that jerk anyway.
Hmm, sadistic...um, proclaim that you are bi so he'll think he passed up a chance for a threesome.
you could sleep with his brother
don't-move on and learn from it. forgive him within yourself. i wouldn't go back with him, though
go to his house when he is away on holiday, soak all the carpets and furniture, then scatter millions of grass seeds all around,,,, then offer to sell him a lawnmower when he gets back...
If he's your old boyfriend don't bother. Just live happily, and when you run into him in the future make sure he knows how great your life is.
Leave it alone. To get back is to stoop to his level. You're better than that. Just move on and know you did the right thing.
You can't show that you're mad at them. You just have to be sweet, in a nasty sort of way. Does that even make sense? Well, it means that you act like you would be the last person on earth to do somthing mean. If you already have a reputation, than just make it seem like you're not causing trouble, or go on about life the way you usually do. Everything that you do has to seem completely normal when you spring your trap.
Get support from others, like a group that you both hang out with. Get the majority of the group against them, and the rest will give in to the peer pressure.
Do what I call, the ';ignoring but not quite'; plan. You and your group will not start up conversations with the target. It will not be the';put them on ignore'; treatment, but if your target asks if their ';whatever'; is cool, do a halfhearted response like ';its ok.';
If the target asks if you are mad at them, smile sweetly and say no.
Once the target is considered as kind of an outcast by the group people will be less inclined to talk to them for fear of hurting their own reputation.
Help the target out with some problems. Let them know that you're there for them. Let the group know that the target is ok, but not too cool. They will be grateful to you and more respectful. To them you are a great friend- someone the target looks up to, and tells their secrets to. They'd never guess that you were the one who made them miserable in the first place. It will be another one of those sly secrets for revenge that you take to your grave.
If you have AOL Instant Messenger, make fake conversations using both your real screennames in Microsoft Word. Do any necessary formatting to make them look real. Make it seem like the person is harrassing you, then show them to someone of authority. It will be your word against theirs, and you'll have proof.
Warnings
Even after the whole thing's over, you can't even hint that you played this evil plan on the target. That could cause a major meltdown for you.
Sometimes when you get revenge on someone you just may be getting revenge on yourself. Be careful and think it through before doing so and never go overboard.
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hey tell him 2 get lost %26amp; move on life is short enjoy.
The absolutely most sadistic thing you can do is NOTHING! Tell him goodbye, that you are glad he ended it because you didn't know how to end it, because you were afraid to hurt his feelings. DO NOT say nasty things, do not say anything that he can construe as your being hurt...do NOT give him the satisfaction girl..that will do him in more than anything else you could do. Trust me on this one. If he begs your forgiveness, sort of laugh and say, don't be a chump..it was time to end it!
revenge is stupid and pathetic.. and lowers you to his level... dont be a loser by seeking revenge.. dork
Do you realize how many things u can send him in the mail that say bill me later? Franklin mint collector plates and dolls, music services , magazines etc... In 2-3 weeks the fun start showing up.
um,';I miss having sex with you';.
b*tch slap him. what did you ever do to him.
You seem to relish a sadistic answer.,You want to take revenge. You should rather be happy that somehow things came to light and you are out of it before greater damage had taken place. In my view you should rather forget all the past as a bad dream and look forward to a fresh happy life with some one you trust and loyal.By living happily with some one you can one day prove to your old mate that you are happy and you did not fall into his trap though you did slip but did not fall flat.
BUT IF YOU WANT IMMEDIATE REVENGE (BUT IF THAT FELLOW IS THICKSKINNED SHAMELESS CREATURE AND AN ANIMAL NO AMOUNT OF BEATING WOULD BRING ANY SENSE IN HIM)YOU CAN INVITE HIM SECRETLY TO SOME PLACE FOR SEX BUT THEN WHEN HE COMES HAVE SEX WITH SOME ONE ELSE BUT THEN YOU ONLY PROVE YOU ARE PREPARED TO BECOME A WHORE TO PROVE THAT HE IS ONE%26gt;
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BE CALM BE YOURSELF HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HAD HAPPENED TO MANY YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE YOU ARE OPEN OTHERS ARE NOT SO OPEN.
be glad that he is out of your life and didnt leave you with any AIDS or STD koodies...
Don't do anything about it, go on with your life and live a fun and happy life and enjoy your self. He sees how happy you are and enjoying your life, it will drive him crazy. But don't do this for him, DO IT FOR YOUR SELF. Just being your self is enough. If you go as far as to ';get back'; at him he will think you do care about him and it also shows that you have not grown up your self yet.
date his best friend! and brag about how much better he is!
Tell him that it's unfortunate that you couldn't satisfy his needs that's why you got yourself a guy with a bigger penis that rocks your world.
U should get back with him and make him pay.....yes no yes no...you're a girl, u know how it's done...
best way to get back at him is find his current girlfriend and have sex with her and steal her away
Seriously.....';getting back'; at someone for cheating on you is so lame. It does no good to anyone. It won't make you feel any better...TAKE THE HIGH ROAD and forget about him. He cheated on you and you found out about it because he WANTED to hurt you and wanted you to find out. That isn't love, my friend. Who needs a boyfriend like that. You're better than he is...forget him.
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The best revenge is living well. Find yourself a great guy and enjoy. Nothing is so alluring as success.
where really sexy clothes around him to make him jealous and realize that he did something stupid
move on- look good and swish the booty when you walk away!
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